A Wexford Media field unit
Michigan Cryptid Investigation — Est. 1978
This is a joke page. The dogman is not real. Probably.
Recovered from a filing cabinet found in the woods. We did not ask questions.
A camper reported a howl "like a wolf, but with paperwork." Investigators arrived three days later and found a thermos, one (1) boot, and a strongly worded note. The note has been classified.
Evidence: blurry photo of a raccoon. Status: Unsolved (obviously).
Hikers described "a tall figure watching from the treeline, politely." It did not approach. It did not blink. It did, witnesses claim, nod once before leaving. Manners: impeccable. Species: pending.
Evidence: a single size-14 boot print and a thank-you card. Status: Unsolved (obviously).
A clerk reported a "seven-foot customer" buying beef jerky and exact change. Security footage shows only static and what experts call "a tall blur with excellent posture." The jerky was never recovered.
Evidence: exact change. Status: Unsolved (obviously).